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Autor: Egocentrico Fecha: 22/03/2005 00:46.IRC Greatest Hits ;-P
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[mage] what should I give sister for unzipping?
[Kevyn] Um. Ten bucks?
[mage] no I mean like, WinZip?
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[NES] lol
[NES] I download something from Napster
[NES] And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
[NES] I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
[NES] "getting my song back, fucker"
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[T-Wolf] man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
[RdAwG20] you don't live in Hope mills do you?
[T-Wolf] ya, why man?
[RdAwG20] lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
[T-Wolf] you mother fucker
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[kow`] "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
[SpaceRain] That's only 2 types of people, kow.
[SpaceRain] STUPID
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[Jeedo] hey baby, whats up?
[Indidge] umm....nothing?
[Jeedo] So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
[Indidge] Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
[Jeedo] Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
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[glome] Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
[content] glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
[glome] Who me?!
[content] Yes you!
[glome] Couldn't be!
[content] Then WHO?!!
[glome] Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)
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[Th3No0b] Im going to be the next hitler
[Th3No0b] Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
[RageAgainsttheAmish] why the clown
[Th3No0b] See? no one cares about the jews
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[jeebus] the "bishop" came to our church today
[jeebus] he was a fucken impostor
[jeebus] never once moved diagonally
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[Sui88] 67% of girls are stupid
[V-girl] i belong with the other 13%
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[studdud] what the fuck is wtf
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[Reverend] IRC is just multiplayer notepad.
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[Fashykekes] Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
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[frank] can you help me install GTA3?
[knightmare] first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
[knightmare] ...
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(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.
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[ robT] Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
[ bawss] Right click.
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[Raven] I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
[Raven] It said my password wasn't long enough. :(
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[judas] where's pacman when you need him?
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